Explorer On Wheels Gifts

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The Vineyard

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

"It's a list of possible side effects."

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

"It's the adorable snowman!"

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'