Vintage Vehicle Explorer Gifts

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

The Vineyard

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"Convertible. Must be nice."

Tourist

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

Run from the hills!

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

Parts of an automobile

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

James May

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

Get ready ... Get set ...

"Why? Because without documentation, this would be lost to history."

Brighton Rocky

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

"This is incredible! I thought Amelia Earhart was dead."

"He only made first four installments."

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

Pie Shoppe and Sweeny Todd's barber shop.

Boy on a bike

"She's family."

'Does it have colour?'

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

60s vs. Over-60s camper van