Car Enthusiast Explorer Gifts

Library: cars...autobiography.

"Why do they do that?"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I need to tinkle."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Dog Park

Sailor in Car.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Under pressure.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Useless add-ons.

"What old school? This is my life."

Motor Tourism

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Deflator mouse

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.