Road-trip Gourmet T-Shirts

'It's the latest in truck stop chic.'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

How am I abducting?

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

Be open to help.

The first law of barbecuing. Your tongs will never be long enough.

Alphabet soup

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

'Here's a good one, France on 2000 calories a day.'

The segway RV.

'I don't know why you find it so hard to stop and ask for directions.'

Road Kill Cafe.

'You drive a Japanese car, drink French wine, eat Chinese food, own an American computer, buy Canadian lumber and vacation in Mexico. How can you be AGAINST free trade?!'

Couple ignoring each other with spatnav on facia.

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do count against your diet.

Samosas

'Well actually Fred, it started with just ice cream, then I started selling burgers, drinks and bread and it all got out of hand...'

Paninis of the Old West

"You kids are lucky. When I was young, we had to roll down the windows and stick our heads out to be cool."

Dîner Transportable - plus dessert.

"You'll find out what the chef's surprise is when you get your bill."

Traveller with a globe on the front of his car.

'When we get to the middle will you then admit your sat nav is useless?'

"At this time, if everyone would please switch their palates to airplane mode."

'I'm just back from my 'Cheeses of France' discovery tour...It was amazing!...'

State trying to get young people to use Parks.

A sign on the back of a car reads "Just married - Sorry we didn't invite you. It was a small wedding."

'Could you please bring Marco Polo a fork.'

'They had the idea to fix the roads by killing mass transits.'