Road-trip Gourmet T-Shirts

'It's the latest in truck stop chic.'

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

How am I abducting?

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

Be open to help.

The first law of barbecuing. Your tongs will never be long enough.

Alphabet soup

Foodies at a Diner. We'll have the alphabet soup, unless it's Helvetica or Times New Roman.

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

'Here's a good one, France on 2000 calories a day.'

The segway RV.

Road Kill Cafe.

Frank and Ernie's Diner. I'll have the beef and tomato consomme from Santiago. Coming up one chilly Chile Chili!

'I don't know why you find it so hard to stop and ask for directions.'

'You drive a Japanese car, drink French wine, eat Chinese food, own an American computer, buy Canadian lumber and vacation in Mexico. How can you be AGAINST free trade?!'

Couple ignoring each other with spatnav on facia.

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do count against your diet.

"You kids are lucky. When I was young, we had to roll down the windows and stick our heads out to be cool."

Samosas

'Well actually Fred, it started with just ice cream, then I started selling burgers, drinks and bread and it all got out of hand...'

Paninis of the Old West

Dîner Transportable - plus dessert.

"At this time, if everyone would please switch their palates to airplane mode."

'When we get to the middle will you then admit your sat nav is useless?'

Traveller with a globe on the front of his car.

State trying to get young people to use Parks.

"Did you get the Gundersons' pics of their Caribbean cruise?"

'I'm just back from my 'Cheeses of France' discovery tour...It was amazing!...'

"You'll find out what the chef's surprise is when you get your bill."

A sign on the back of a car reads "Just married - Sorry we didn't invite you. It was a small wedding."

'Could you please bring Marco Polo a fork.'