Classroom Dash Enthusiast Gifts

"Shoot. I'm gonna be late to class again."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Signs of Stress

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

Safe Driving.

'I guess what happens in Kindergarten, doesn't stay in Kindergarten.'

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Global Education

"Fear not, Miss Hathaway. Just go home and listen to a cd of howling wolves or screeching monkeys and by Monday you'll be ready for your 3rd grade class."

Beginning of the school year

Graduate

Back to School

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

School boy

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

"No, you don't get incentive pay for Billy Vincent."

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

Volcano Danger: 'We are shutting down your Wright Brothers exhibit until Andy's volcano is dormant again.'

"Sarge, permission to move freely?"

Announcement over school PA: 'We're going to begin this week with an all-school search for Mr. Ridley - last Friday's substitute teacher.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'It was neat! - they have flat-screen blackboards!'

"I don't see one damn thing we haven't eaten before."

'I look forward to my first year as a teacher. I wrote lesson plans, attended in-service workshops, and decorated my classroom. Preparation is half the victory. It's the other half that scares me.'

'You can't just get up and leave without permission.'

'Since I put you on report Tuesday, Simkins, I've collected this lot!'

"I had a very trying day. I tried annoying my teacher, I tried annoying the principal..."

'Topping it all off, parents now want us to see if we can bring in UN Peace Keepers.'

History Class Moved to Room 318. The class relocated because of this mess. The pipe breaking was a "history changing" event.

"Every day it's the same. My class starts out as Sesame Street and ends up as Jerry Springer."

'I'm afraid Miss Johnson has lost control of her class!'

"I think Mr. Jackson is dismissing the class!"

'It was animal day at school...I had a dog, Merry had a cat, Robert had a tarantula, and the teacher had a cow.'