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"Shoot. I'm gonna be late to class again."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Signs of Stress

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

Safe Driving.

'I guess what happens in Kindergarten, doesn't stay in Kindergarten.'

Global Education

Beginning of the school year

Graduate

Back to School

"Fear not, Miss Hathaway. Just go home and listen to a cd of howling wolves or screeching monkeys and by Monday you'll be ready for your 3rd grade class."

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

School boy

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

"No, you don't get incentive pay for Billy Vincent."

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

Announcement over school PA: 'We're going to begin this week with an all-school search for Mr. Ridley - last Friday's substitute teacher.'

Volcano Danger: 'We are shutting down your Wright Brothers exhibit until Andy's volcano is dormant again.'

"Sarge, permission to move freely?"

"I don't see one damn thing we haven't eaten before."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'It was neat! - they have flat-screen blackboards!'

'I look forward to my first year as a teacher. I wrote lesson plans, attended in-service workshops, and decorated my classroom. Preparation is half the victory. It's the other half that scares me.'

'You can't just get up and leave without permission.'

"I had a very trying day. I tried annoying my teacher, I tried annoying the principal..."

'Topping it all off, parents now want us to see if we can bring in UN Peace Keepers.'

'Since I put you on report Tuesday, Simkins, I've collected this lot!'

'I'm afraid Miss Johnson has lost control of her class!'

"I'm sure your parents won't mind us using white flour. We're making paste."

'My client refuses to answer that Maths question on the grounds it might tend to incriminate him!'

"Miss Perkins, I need more lumbar support."