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"Nice new car...but portion control should apply to information technology."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

"Good invisible exports figures this quarter, sir."

"I love your optimism."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

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'These latest figure are encouraging...'

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

Aggression/Security

"I passed the three R's. Now I need some R and R!"

"I thought those D's meant dedicated!"

'Just do the presentation Williams and let the numbers speak for themself.'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

'That one is a bit more expensive, but it comes with a profit.'

'Ferguson here will explain the 'worst case scenario' of Social Security Privatization.'

"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ."

'He's working on the great American requirements document.'

"I think we could work very well together."

Customer Complaints - "Thank you, Thompson, for collecting the statistics."

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

"And this is another economic indicator."

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

"I'll need all the information you can find on why I need so much information."