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'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

I.T. Fear

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

'Being a nobody isn't so bad...You don't have to worry about becoming a has-been.'

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

"Grandma! What big medical bills you have!"

"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ."

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

I think I have a gilt complex.

"The economy doesn’t make me half as nervous as my kids do."

'Climate change seems to be a real thing... in the past, our money was sufficient till the 25th of a month. Nowadays, it's melted away on the 15th.'

"Crap in" and "crap out"

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

'One question. Now that death's over and done with, do I still have to worry about taxes?'

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

Energy Bills

"I don't know what we'll do when our adjustable-rate mortgage resets."

"The Bank has returned the rent cheque marked 'Insufficient funds', but it doesn't say whether that's them or us!"

'It's money in the bank. . . so it's worrisome.'

"Sidney gets nervous if he's too far from his money."

'Well, we've been talking about downsizing, and it looks like the bank is going to make sure we do.'

Eye of needle fat cat size That'll do nicely.

"Oh, great, the warranty is up."

"Do you have money or is it money that has you?"

"Right. Money isn't everything - what's the other thing again?"

James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.

'Man! With its ever-rising value, you have enough gold in your mouth to ensure a great retirement...of course without teeth!

Very sad piggy bank

"This was supposed to be the last session, but I think that I need to come abother couple of times to treat this sense of guilt for all the money I have wasted on you."

'I can't relax _ I'm worrying about your watch being five minutes slow !'

'Next, they'll be taking our jobs.'

"I can always tell when there's something on Ferguson's mind."

'I'm not concerned that coffee might keep me awake all night. I have credit problems that do that for me.'

"It wouldn't kill you to pay your bill."

'If you don't stop worrying...you're going to die.'