Dashboard Devotees T-Shirts

"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ."

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

John Venn Speaks...' Just don't include me in an of those diagrams, if you don't mind.'

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

"I was a gainfully employed copy editor. Suddenly, one day, I couldn't tell an em dash from an en dash."

'First date with a logician - These venn Diagrams will save us a lot of time. We'll see where you fit in, where I fit in, and if any of it overlaps'

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

Dun Decking

Desk sale

'It says we should start flying south by southwest in a 'V' formation at 7:57 Wednesday morning.'

The side effect of the standing desk craze.

Prominent bill Venn Diagram.

"People who understand Venn diagrams." "Another circle."

"Oh, great, the warranty is up."

'He is having trouble adjusting to the new normal.'

Bob worked hard to avoid the spotlight.

4 Reasons for Procrastination

'I'm just adding to my collection of figurines.'

Roundabout/Don't Know How To Use Roundabout

Venn Diatribe

Worst camping trip ever.

Candy Corn: High Fructose Corn Syrup.

Man watering labels for a chart.

"The top two drawers are for insurance purposes, the next two are accounts payable, and we let a homeless man named Lenny sleep in the bottom drawer at night.'"

"Nice new car...but portion control should apply to information technology."

Early morning sun

Venn Instagram

Protest in Spain