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"I was a gainfully employed copy editor. Suddenly, one day, I couldn't tell an em dash from an en dash."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

John Venn Speaks...' Just don't include me in an of those diagrams, if you don't mind.'

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

"Bonk!"

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

Oog has invented the organization chart.

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

Artist chained to his drawing.

"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ."

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

'First date with a logician - These venn Diagrams will save us a lot of time. We'll see where you fit in, where I fit in, and if any of it overlaps'

'This guy is really good!'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

"There's nothing like a dame!"

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

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"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

'It says we should start flying south by southwest in a 'V' formation at 7:57 Wednesday morning.'

Looking Daggers

'Shakin' bacon.'

'Don't tell me we've been following the wrong light!'

"People who understand Venn diagrams." "Another circle."

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

Doctor doing target practice with needles.