Dash Devotee Gifts

"I was a gainfully employed copy editor. Suddenly, one day, I couldn't tell an em dash from an en dash."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

John Venn Speaks...' Just don't include me in an of those diagrams, if you don't mind.'

"Bonk!"

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ."

Artist chained to his drawing.

'First date with a logician - These venn Diagrams will save us a lot of time. We'll see where you fit in, where I fit in, and if any of it overlaps'

'This guy is really good!'

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"There's nothing like a dame!"

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'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

'It says we should start flying south by southwest in a 'V' formation at 7:57 Wednesday morning.'

Looking Daggers

'Shakin' bacon.'

"People who understand Venn diagrams." "Another circle."

Prominent bill Venn Diagram.

Doctor doing target practice with needles.

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"