Drawer Devotee Gifts

"The top two drawers are for insurance purposes, the next two are accounts payable, and we let a homeless man named Lenny sleep in the bottom drawer at night.'"

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Diner

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

'Sorry - The position has already been filled."

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

Evolving/Devolving

'How would you like your toast?'

Bubble Gum Dispenser

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

"I was a gainfully employed copy editor. Suddenly, one day, I couldn't tell an em dash from an en dash."

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

Dave's Hamburger Shop

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

"Dear diary...Well at least I'm not having to watch the Oscars."

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

"A votre sante!"

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

Artist chained to his drawing.

The Blob's Blog.

I'd Turn Back If I Were You.