Dapper Devotee Gifts

A dandy in 1819

"Bond James, Bond."

Silly wig.

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

"There's nothing like a dame!"

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

Sales Campaign - Ok, Fender - sell me!

'Shakin' bacon.'

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

It wasn't the first bad decision Ron O'Neal made, but it would be the last.

Standup... Nihilist

"Don't put your mother on the page, Miss S. Worthington"

'...And the hotel was an absolute dump!'

'Yes! I can tell you why these two shouldn't be married. They stole those outfits from my formal wear store!'

Marathon runners in silly costumes.

A criminal dances for a police officer in an attempt to delay being put into jail.

'It's the newest fitness craze. It's called 'tie bow'.'

'We're trying a more holistic approach to our surgeries.'

"I think we've met. Plushiefest? St. Louis? You went as Mr. Peanut, right? I was Nemo!"

'Italian, Russian or Ranch?'

Seinfeld.

"As a flu precaution, the Seven Dwarfs are confining one of their own to bed..."

'The invitation says casual but of course you don't do casual do you.'

A difference of opinion over fashion

I'm sorry sir, we don't stock pin-stripe underwear.

"The top two drawers are for insurance purposes, the next two are accounts payable, and we let a homeless man named Lenny sleep in the bottom drawer at night.'"

'I'm at my wit's end. Yesterday Wally decided to become a transvestite.'