Dapper Enthusiast Gifts

I'm sorry sir, we don't stock pin-stripe underwear.

Moustached Man

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Absolutely not!"

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

"I'm having a pajama day."

'I'll take it!'

Moving in

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

Savory Types

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Choosing What To Wear.

"Infinity scarf"

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

Baby blanket.

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

"C'mere, space heater."

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

'The last suit was a bit stiff.'

"First of all, this is a very casual workplace."

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

The black cat sat on the mat...absorbing all the heat of the fire.

"It's all good – but some of it is better."