Dapper Enthusiast Gifts

I'm sorry sir, we don't stock pin-stripe underwear.

Moustached Man

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"Absolutely not!"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

"I'm having a pajama day."

Moving in

'I'll take it!'

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

Savory Types

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Choosing What To Wear.

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Baby blanket.

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"Infinity scarf"

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

"C'mere, space heater."

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

"First of all, this is a very casual workplace."

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

'The last suit was a bit stiff.'

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"