Dapper Darling Gifts

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

"Absolutely not!"

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'I'll take it!'

Savory Types

Choosing What To Wear.

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'Do you have eczema?' 'No, only what's on the menu.'

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

'The last suit was a bit stiff.'

"First of all, this is a very casual workplace."

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

Power Bowties: 'It projects a subtle, confident power, rather than the abrasive, overbearing power of the standard tie.'

Know Your Knots!

Top Hat

"Yes, he is aware that it's casual Friday. He usually wears a top hat and tails."

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

Suits you Sir!

"Of course I love you . . . didn't you see my Twitter feed?"

Ties and Jackets Required.

"Please tell me you're not going dapper in your old age."

Suit pressed. Tie tight. Hair on straight

"Words with Friends with Benefits."

"Does this dress make my ass stick out?"

A Clothes Lion

Marry me on a surfboard

A most alarming swelling!

'It's the newest fitness craze. It's called 'tie bow'.'

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'