Dapper Darling Gifts

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

"Absolutely not!"

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'I'll take it!'

Savory Types

Choosing What To Wear.

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'Do you have eczema?' 'No, only what's on the menu.'

'The last suit was a bit stiff.'

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

"First of all, this is a very casual workplace."

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

Power Bowties: 'It projects a subtle, confident power, rather than the abrasive, overbearing power of the standard tie.'

Suits you Sir!

Know Your Knots!

Top Hat

"Yes, he is aware that it's casual Friday. He usually wears a top hat and tails."

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

Marry me on a surfboard

"Words with Friends with Benefits."

'It's the newest fitness craze. It's called 'tie bow'.'

Suit pressed. Tie tight. Hair on straight

"Does this dress make my ass stick out?"

'Haven't you got a smaller check?'

A Clothes Lion

A most alarming swelling!

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

Ties and Jackets Required.

"Please tell me you're not going dapper in your old age."