Dapper Exerciser Gifts

'It's the newest fitness craze. It's called 'tie bow'.'

"Absolutely not!"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Exercising

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'I'll take it!'

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

Savory Types

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

Choosing What To Wear.

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

'The last suit was a bit stiff.'

"First of all, this is a very casual workplace."

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

Power Bowties: 'It projects a subtle, confident power, rather than the abrasive, overbearing power of the standard tie.'

Exercise Car.

Know Your Knots!

Top Hat

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

"Yes, he is aware that it's casual Friday. He usually wears a top hat and tails."

Suits you Sir!

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

"Please tell me you're not going dapper in your old age."

Ties and Jackets Required.

Suit pressed. Tie tight. Hair on straight

Dog on skates.

'Haven't you got a smaller check?'

A most alarming swelling!

A Clothes Lion

"I prefer to get a few classic items and build a wardrobe around them."

Gentlemen