Dapper Exerciser Gifts

'It's the newest fitness craze. It's called 'tie bow'.'

"Absolutely not!"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Exercising

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'I'll take it!'

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

Savory Types

Choosing What To Wear.

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

'The last suit was a bit stiff.'

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

"First of all, this is a very casual workplace."

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

"How about you try pushing off with your other leg for a change?"

Exercise Car.

Power Bowties: 'It projects a subtle, confident power, rather than the abrasive, overbearing power of the standard tie.'

Know Your Knots!

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

Top Hat

"Yes, he is aware that it's casual Friday. He usually wears a top hat and tails."

Suits you Sir!

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

'Haven't you got a smaller check?'

Suit pressed. Tie tight. Hair on straight

Ties and Jackets Required.

A Clothes Lion

A most alarming swelling!

Dog on skates.

"Please tell me you're not going dapper in your old age."

"I prefer to get a few classic items and build a wardrobe around them."