Dapper Gent Gifts

"Absolutely not!"

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'I'll take it!'

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

Savory Types

Choosing What To Wear.

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'The last suit was a bit stiff.'

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

"First of all, this is a very casual workplace."

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

Power Bowties: 'It projects a subtle, confident power, rather than the abrasive, overbearing power of the standard tie.'

Know Your Knots!

Suits you Sir!

"Yes, he is aware that it's casual Friday. He usually wears a top hat and tails."

Top Hat

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

Suit pressed. Tie tight. Hair on straight

'Haven't you got a smaller check?'

'Cologne sir?'

'It's the newest fitness craze. It's called 'tie bow'.'

A Clothes Lion

A most alarming swelling!

Ties and Jackets Required.

"Please tell me you're not going dapper in your old age."

"I prefer to get a few classic items and build a wardrobe around them."

Do you know what girls want?

"The single-breasted suit is a classic, but I'd lose the top hat."

Gentlemen