Dapper Dudes Gifts

'He's very thorough about nose hair.'

"Absolutely not!"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

D.I.Y with dad.

'I'll take it!'

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

Savory Types

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

You have had enough

"Your shout!"

Choosing What To Wear.

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

"First of all, this is a very casual workplace."

'The last suit was a bit stiff.'

'...and so begins the generation gap.'

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

Man's shaving razor is as tall as him. He says: 'I can't help thinking they should have stopped at three blades.'

"Hey! He must be watering down the beer.This is our fifth pint and we're still not talking rubbish."

Power Bowties: 'It projects a subtle, confident power, rather than the abrasive, overbearing power of the standard tie.'

Take your Daughter to Word Day

Frankenstein's monster does Father's Day.

Know Your Knots!

'Let's hit the road, son! We are Baby Bjorn to be wild!'

Suits you Sir!

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

Top Hat

"Yes, he is aware that it's casual Friday. He usually wears a top hat and tails."

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