Dapper Dudes Mugs

'He's very thorough about nose hair.'

"Absolutely not!"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

D.I.Y with dad.

'I'll take it!'

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

Savory Types

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'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

"Your shout!"

You have had enough

Choosing What To Wear.

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

"First of all, this is a very casual workplace."

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

'...and so begins the generation gap.'

'The last suit was a bit stiff.'

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

Man's shaving razor is as tall as him. He says: 'I can't help thinking they should have stopped at three blades.'

"Hey! He must be watering down the beer.This is our fifth pint and we're still not talking rubbish."

Power Bowties: 'It projects a subtle, confident power, rather than the abrasive, overbearing power of the standard tie.'

Take your Daughter to Word Day

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Top Hat

"Yes, he is aware that it's casual Friday. He usually wears a top hat and tails."

Suits you Sir!

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

Know Your Knots!

Frankenstein's monster does Father's Day.

'Let's hit the road, son! We are Baby Bjorn to be wild!'

Suit pressed. Tie tight. Hair on straight