Dapper Dressers Mugs

Attire White Tie and Tails

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'I'll take it!'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Savory Types

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

The Costumer Is Always Right

Utility Chic.

Choosing What To Wear.

T-Shirt: Living very contentedly in the big gray area between 'Retro' and 'Cutting Edge.'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"Maybe this year..."

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

'But the invitation says 'come as you are'.'

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

"First of all, this is a very casual workplace."

'The last suit was a bit stiff.'

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

Power Bowties: 'It projects a subtle, confident power, rather than the abrasive, overbearing power of the standard tie.'

Tailored mummy outfit.

Know Your Knots!

Suits you Sir!

"I don't want an 'outfit'. I just want clothes."

"Yes, he is aware that it's casual Friday. He usually wears a top hat and tails."

Top Hat

The Unacceptable Face of Tailoring

"I think Frank may be working from home too much!"

Suit pressed. Tie tight. Hair on straight

He barged in only to discover the devil the blue dress on.

A Clothes Lion