Dapper Dressers Mugs

Attire White Tie and Tails

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'I'll take it!'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Savory Types

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

The Costumer Is Always Right

Utility Chic.

Choosing What To Wear.

T-Shirt: Living very contentedly in the big gray area between 'Retro' and 'Cutting Edge.'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

"Maybe this year..."

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

'But the invitation says 'come as you are'.'

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

"First of all, this is a very casual workplace."

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

'The last suit was a bit stiff.'

Power Bowties: 'It projects a subtle, confident power, rather than the abrasive, overbearing power of the standard tie.'

The Unacceptable Face of Tailoring

Suits you Sir!

Tailored mummy outfit.

Know Your Knots!

"I don't want an 'outfit'. I just want clothes."

Top Hat

"Yes, he is aware that it's casual Friday. He usually wears a top hat and tails."

"I think Frank may be working from home too much!"

A Clothes Lion

"Of course I'm familiar with crop tops. It's just the crop bottoms, not so much."