Dapper Gent Pillows

"Absolutely not!"

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'I'll take it!'

Savory Types

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Choosing What To Wear.

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

"First of all, this is a very casual workplace."

'The last suit was a bit stiff.'

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

Power Bowties: 'It projects a subtle, confident power, rather than the abrasive, overbearing power of the standard tie.'

Know Your Knots!

Suits you Sir!

Top Hat

"Yes, he is aware that it's casual Friday. He usually wears a top hat and tails."

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

'It's the newest fitness craze. It's called 'tie bow'.'

Suit pressed. Tie tight. Hair on straight

'Cologne sir?'

Ties and Jackets Required.

'Haven't you got a smaller check?'

A Clothes Lion

A most alarming swelling!

"Please tell me you're not going dapper in your old age."

"I prefer to get a few classic items and build a wardrobe around them."

"The single-breasted suit is a classic, but I'd lose the top hat."

Gentlemen

Do you know what girls want?