Dress-up Darling Gifts

"Does this dress make my ass stick out?"

Dressing up

"Bond James, Bond."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"This is daring, but I like it."

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Hipsters"

Silly wig.

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"How should we divide the teams?"

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Little Princess.

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'She dressed herself this morning.'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Tiger Costume

'Everyone's true personality comes out on dress-down Fridays, even the boss's.'

Bee costume

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

The Bearskin Hat Family

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'