Dress-up Gifts

Treehouse.

Small dog with a shark fin: Fear me!

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

'They grow up so fast nowadays.'

A couple dressed as grapes

"He's just trying to make us look foolish."

Dragonfly

"You see, Young Mistress is always dressed as a princess, so it may just be that Master and Mistress are royalty in some kind of hiding..."

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"I'm ready for my close-up."

Girl trying to be a woman

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

'What did we say about playing dress up?' (pets caught in the act)

Put on your Easter bonnet.

'Is that costume supposed to frighten me?'

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

The October 31 Committee

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'Reflexes normal.'

'Anything to get out of taking a bath.'

'Dad, can I borrow the wig tonight?'

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

'What do you mean you don't believe I'm really a Princess?'

Hey, you play dress up in your mommy's jewelry, and I'll play dress up in my mommy's jewelry.

"When did our kids become mobsters?"

"We're boobs. Big ones."

"Bond James, Bond."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"This is daring, but I like it."

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'