Dart Devotee Gifts

Economic Forecasting.

"Hold still, please, I'm practicing for my darts tournament!"

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

If this works, our entertainment worries are long gone!

Archery

'Dart night was a stupid idea.'

Doctor doing target practice with needles.

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

Sweep the board.

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Business Target

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

'Sorry - The position has already been filled."

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Evolving/Devolving

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

"I was a gainfully employed copy editor. Suddenly, one day, I couldn't tell an em dash from an en dash."

I'd Turn Back If I Were You.

"Thank you, everyone: now I'd like to introduce all the folks who made this possible for me!"

Evolution

Tree of Knowledge/Tree of Evolution

'Stop evolving and come in. Your dinner's ready.'

Darwin Updated: Divergent Species and Convergent Species.

'Come back, you fool! -- The Earth is three-fourths ocean!'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

Professional Forecasting Inc.

'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'

"There's nothing like a dame!"

"No, first you have to evolve into a man, then you can have a man-cave."

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

'So what do we have here?' - dart board says, Take the Day Off, Ignore the Loser,Do What the Goof Says, and Act Interested.

'I don't know about you but I don't feel very sapiens today.'

Evolution Walk Sign