Dart Devotee Pillows

Economic Forecasting.

"Hold still, please, I'm practicing for my darts tournament!"

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

If this works, our entertainment worries are long gone!

Archery

'Dart night was a stupid idea.'

Doctor doing target practice with needles.

Sweep the board.

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Business Target

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

'Sorry - The position has already been filled."

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Evolving/Devolving

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

"I was a gainfully employed copy editor. Suddenly, one day, I couldn't tell an em dash from an en dash."

I'd Turn Back If I Were You.

Evolution

'Stop evolving and come in. Your dinner's ready.'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

Darwin Updated: Divergent Species and Convergent Species.

'Come back, you fool! -- The Earth is three-fourths ocean!'

Professional Forecasting Inc.

'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'

"There's nothing like a dame!"

'So what do we have here?' - dart board says, Take the Day Off, Ignore the Loser,Do What the Goof Says, and Act Interested.

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

'I don't know about you but I don't feel very sapiens today.'

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

How evolution works.

In an alternate universe, characters from the rough draft and finished manuscript of the same novel meet themselves at a cocktail party.

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

Evolution Walk Sign