Dart Enthusiast Pillows

Professional Forecasting Inc.

'I'm sorry, next tuesday is out - I,ve got a darts match.'

"He's been more active in the bedroom since he put the dartboard up."

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

Arrow shoots through window onto man's dart board.

'You can just go somewhere else for your darts practice!'

"Don't worry. We've never hit a target since we've been in office."

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

Early Darts.

The best place for a dartboard is not beside an open window.

"Make it quick. I'm busy allocating resources."

"Cheap flights on the internet? You've never shown any interest in darts before!"

Taking aim at U.S.

Wife catches her husband throwing darts at a picture of her.

"I was wondering how they planned to vaccinate everyone without putting healthcare workers at risk."

"The vaccinator is a member of the darts club just stay seated and don't move you got that? Don't move!"

Bills for Payment this Month.

'Oops sorry, but it is such a big target'

'One hundred and eighty'

'It's not fair - he's better equipped for triangulation!'

"Therapy dog? Who's getting the therapy here?"

'I was just thinking of you, Arnold!'

"They're for darts except for that one, that's for 10 years in Wormwood Scrubs for GBH."

Putin and Zelensky

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

'You have bullseye rash. take this medicine twice a day and stay away from dart games.'

"Wanna play?"

Sporting maladies.

'So what do we have here?' - dart board says, Take the Day Off, Ignore the Loser,Do What the Goof Says, and Act Interested.

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'This is so much easier than getting volunteers.'