Dart Aficionado Pillows

"I'm just finalizing the figures."

"You can see why this is my favourite pub for darts!"

A Man about to become a Human Darts board

Playing Darts to Choose Which Bill to Pay

'We can learn a lot about motivation for sports psychology.'

'You should treat your body with more respect...'

'If you don't mind - it's a darts team cup - not that Mickey Mouse thing!'

"Say what you like about his clown shoes, but they've sure helped his aim."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

Professional Forecasting Inc.

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

'So what do we have here?' - dart board says, Take the Day Off, Ignore the Loser,Do What the Goof Says, and Act Interested.

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

"Don't worry. We've never hit a target since we've been in office."

'I think he's been doped by the rival team.'

'If she's that upset about the football match we're playing in this afternoon, what's she going to be like when she hears about the darts match this evening?'

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

'Come on! haven't you anything else to do?' 'There's always darts'

Stock Market - "I suggest you buy Acme Chemicals."

'I'm afraid that I can't divulge my complicated professional methods.'

Lab tech tosses hypodermic needles at dartboard.

Art Darts

"I'm all for taking away the darts and giving him back his car keys."

Early Darts.

"Therapy dog? Who's getting the therapy here?"

"So, where'd you learn acupuncture, Doc?"

Doctor doing target practice with needles.

When alcohol and gimmicky restaurants collide.

Acupuncture darts.

Dart Training School - "The Right nutrition is vital. I want you on lager and chips until the competition."

'Before I throw can you tell me if my feet are behind the line?'