Dart Aficionado Gifts

"I'm just finalizing the figures."

"You can see why this is my favourite pub for darts!"

Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool? That's one of those things you always see an alpha male do: Stand around a pool hall polishing his stick and racking up the balls … sizing up his shot, like he's secretly a geometric wizard who's about to make the whole world line up the way he wants it to with just one whack. Or maybe I should take up darts, where I myself become an extension of the missile I'm launching. Any sport in the bar family works.

A Man about to become a Human Darts board

Playing Darts to Choose Which Bill to Pay

'We can learn a lot about motivation for sports psychology.'

'You should treat your body with more respect...'

'If you don't mind - it's a darts team cup - not that Mickey Mouse thing!'

"Say what you like about his clown shoes, but they've sure helped his aim."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

Professional Forecasting Inc.

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

'So what do we have here?' - dart board says, Take the Day Off, Ignore the Loser,Do What the Goof Says, and Act Interested.

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

'Wow! The earache I've had for three weeks is gone!'

"Don't worry. We've never hit a target since we've been in office."

'Come on! haven't you anything else to do?' 'There's always darts'

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

'If she's that upset about the football match we're playing in this afternoon, what's she going to be like when she hears about the darts match this evening?'

'I think he's been doped by the rival team.'

Stock Market - "I suggest you buy Acme Chemicals."

'I'm afraid that I can't divulge my complicated professional methods.'

Art Darts

Lab tech tosses hypodermic needles at dartboard.

Early Darts.

"I'm all for taking away the darts and giving him back his car keys."

"So, where'd you learn acupuncture, Doc?"

Doctor doing target practice with needles.

When alcohol and gimmicky restaurants collide.

"Therapy dog? Who's getting the therapy here?"

Acupuncture darts.