Darts Enthusiast Gifts

"Darts league flag day"

Dart Training School - "The Right nutrition is vital. I want you on lager and chips until the competition."

"Sir, the staff is starting to question your decision making."

'When I said I liked the idea of touring the West Country for our honeymoon, you didn't say it was a tour for darts matches!'

A pot of darts players

'We caught him with this up his jumper, trying to join the darts team under false pretences.'

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

"One hundred and eiighty!!!"

"Blimey, who'd have thought that at this level of play a contestant would stoop to an illegal false belly."

'Why couldn't you tell your wife you were going to a darts match, like other men do?'

Dart bounces back off board and bursts darts player.

"There isn't a day goes by when I'm not thinking of you..."

TV Darts.

"Yeah.. you like people to know you've got money, but do you have to dress like that for darts night?"

'That's blatant product placement if I ever saw it'.

Cavemen playing darts.

7 Dead Twits Pub & Alehouse - 'He's paying.'

'Are my feet behind the line?'

Putin and Zelensky

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

'You have bullseye rash. take this medicine twice a day and stay away from dart games.'

"Wanna play?"

Sporting maladies.

Professional Forecasting Inc.

'So what do we have here?' - dart board says, Take the Day Off, Ignore the Loser,Do What the Goof Says, and Act Interested.

Sporting maladies.

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

Nurse playing darts with syringes.