Darts Aficionado Gifts

'-and we all laughed when you called the ladies darts team rubbish!'

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

Putin and Zelensky

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

'You have bullseye rash. take this medicine twice a day and stay away from dart games.'

"Wanna play?"

Sporting maladies.

Professional Forecasting Inc.

Sporting maladies.

'So what do we have here?' - dart board says, Take the Day Off, Ignore the Loser,Do What the Goof Says, and Act Interested.

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

'You really have no idea what you're doing do you?'

'Wow! The earache I've had for three weeks is gone!'

Voodoo Darts. . .

"Don't worry. We've never hit a target since we've been in office."

'I think he's been doped by the rival team.'

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool? That's on of those things you always see an alpha male do: stand around a pool hall polishing his stick and racking up the balls.

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

'Come on! haven't you anything else to do?' 'There's always darts'

'Not everyone can make it as a professional footballer!' 'I know dad, there are snooker and darts players...'

'If she's that upset about the football match we're playing in this afternoon, what's she going to be like when she hears about the darts match this evening?'

Stock Market - "I suggest you buy Acme Chemicals."

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'

'I'm afraid that I can't divulge my complicated professional methods.'

Art Darts