Dartboard Aficionado Gifts

"It's approximately the size of 6 football fields...that's 315,900 dartboards to you."

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'You have bullseye rash. take this medicine twice a day and stay away from dart games.'

Professional Forecasting Inc.

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

'This is so much easier than getting volunteers.'

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

'You really have no idea what you're doing do you?'

"Don't worry. We've never hit a target since we've been in office."

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

Stock Market - "I suggest you buy Acme Chemicals."

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'

'I'm afraid that I can't divulge my complicated professional methods.'

Lab tech tosses hypodermic needles at dartboard.

"I'm all for taking away the darts and giving him back his car keys."

Early Darts.

"So, where'd you learn acupuncture, Doc?"

When alcohol and gimmicky restaurants collide.

"Therapy dog? Who's getting the therapy here?"

Dart Training School - "The Right nutrition is vital. I want you on lager and chips until the competition."

'When I said I liked the idea of touring the West Country for our honeymoon, you didn't say it was a tour for darts matches!'

"You can see why this is my favourite pub for darts!"

7 Dead Twits Pub & Alehouse - 'He's paying.'

'And what makes you think you're good enough for the darts team?'

"There isn't a day goes by when I'm not thinking of you..."

'We can learn a lot about motivation for sports psychology.'

"Darts league flag day"

A pot of darts players

The best place for a dartboard is not beside an open window.

'Of course 'I'm an ugly bloke in drag'. Why do you think they've kept me locked in this tower for all these years?'