Dartboard Devotee Gifts

When alcohol and gimmicky restaurants collide.

Political Pollsters: Time Honoured Methodolgy

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

'You have bullseye rash. take this medicine twice a day and stay away from dart games.'

Professional Forecasting Inc.

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

'This is so much easier than getting volunteers.'

'You really have no idea what you're doing do you?'

"Don't worry. We've never hit a target since we've been in office."

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

'I think he's been doped by the rival team.'

Stock Market - "I suggest you buy Acme Chemicals."

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'

'I'm afraid that I can't divulge my complicated professional methods.'

Lab tech tosses hypodermic needles at dartboard.

"I'm all for taking away the darts and giving him back his car keys."

Early Darts.

"Therapy dog? Who's getting the therapy here?"

"So, where'd you learn acupuncture, Doc?"

Doctor doing target practice with needles.

Dart Training School - "The Right nutrition is vital. I want you on lager and chips until the competition."

"You can see why this is my favourite pub for darts!"

'When I said I liked the idea of touring the West Country for our honeymoon, you didn't say it was a tour for darts matches!'

7 Dead Twits Pub & Alehouse - 'He's paying.'

Action Re-Drink

'And what makes you think you're good enough for the darts team?'

"There isn't a day goes by when I'm not thinking of you..."

'We can learn a lot about motivation for sports psychology.'