Dartboard Devotee Gifts

I'm starting to think this guy has no idea how to play darts.

When alcohol and gimmicky restaurants collide.

Political Pollsters: Time Honoured Methodolgy

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

'You have bullseye rash. take this medicine twice a day and stay away from dart games.'

Professional Forecasting Inc.

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

'This is so much easier than getting volunteers.'

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

'You really have no idea what you're doing do you?'

'Wow! The earache I've had for three weeks is gone!'

"Don't worry. We've never hit a target since we've been in office."

'I think he's been doped by the rival team.'

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'

Stock Market - "I suggest you buy Acme Chemicals."

'I'm afraid that I can't divulge my complicated professional methods.'

Lab tech tosses hypodermic needles at dartboard.

Early Darts.

"I'm all for taking away the darts and giving him back his car keys."

"Therapy dog? Who's getting the therapy here?"

Doctor doing target practice with needles.

"So, where'd you learn acupuncture, Doc?"

Dart Training School - "The Right nutrition is vital. I want you on lager and chips until the competition."

"You can see why this is my favourite pub for darts!"

'When I said I liked the idea of touring the West Country for our honeymoon, you didn't say it was a tour for darts matches!'

'And what makes you think you're good enough for the darts team?'

"You're getting better."

7 Dead Twits Pub & Alehouse - 'He's paying.'