Dartboard Dreamers Gifts

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'I'm glad you like it, but I haven't started it yet.'

'You have bullseye rash. take this medicine twice a day and stay away from dart games.'

'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'

'This is so much easier than getting volunteers.'

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

'You really have no idea what you're doing do you?'

Moonbillies.

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

Lab tech tosses hypodermic needles at dartboard.

When alcohol and gimmicky restaurants collide.

"So, where'd you learn acupuncture, Doc?"

'You go, Paul. I'm going to hold out until they invent hover boards.'

Ice Skater

"Relax - I'm just here for the hopes and dreams."

The Perfect Sculpture.

Architects and engineers arms clasping same pencil to write the 'master plan'

Political Pollsters: Time Honoured Methodolgy

'Of course I respect your daughter, any girl who can drink six pints and still throw a good dart deserves it.'

"As you're good with numbers, you can do the scoring in tonight's darts match."

'They call him the 'fish whisperer'.'

"It's approximately the size of 6 football fields...that's 315,900 dartboards to you."

Cut out and keep your own tortured artist.

Cow and Bike Evolution

'I'm Sorry.'

'C'mon! Just step on treble twenty once, and you'll be in the gang!'

"And no drag racing until you know how this medication is going to affect you."

What do you want me to hit next?

Society of Acupuncturists Darts Tournaments.

South American tribesman using a blow dart against a dartsboard.

'He's been doped by the rival team.' Playing darts.

"Wake me up when we're landing."