Dartboard Enthusiast Gifts

Society of Acupuncturists Darts Tournaments.

"So, where'd you learn acupuncture, Doc?"

'The team were in with a good chance. But then the game started!'

'He's been doped by the rival team.' Playing darts.

'C'mon! Just step on treble twenty once, and you'll be in the gang!'

'Of course I respect your daughter, any girl who can drink six pints and still throw a good dart deserves it.'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'You have bullseye rash. take this medicine twice a day and stay away from dart games.'

Professional Forecasting Inc.

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

'This is so much easier than getting volunteers.'

'You really have no idea what you're doing do you?'

"Don't worry. We've never hit a target since we've been in office."

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'

Stock Market - "I suggest you buy Acme Chemicals."

'I'm afraid that I can't divulge my complicated professional methods.'

Lab tech tosses hypodermic needles at dartboard.

Early Darts.

"I'm all for taking away the darts and giving him back his car keys."

When alcohol and gimmicky restaurants collide.

"Therapy dog? Who's getting the therapy here?"

Dart Training School - "The Right nutrition is vital. I want you on lager and chips until the competition."

'When I said I liked the idea of touring the West Country for our honeymoon, you didn't say it was a tour for darts matches!'

"You can see why this is my favourite pub for darts!"

'We can learn a lot about motivation for sports psychology.'

'And what makes you think you're good enough for the darts team?'

"There isn't a day goes by when I'm not thinking of you..."

7 Dead Twits Pub & Alehouse - 'He's paying.'