Dartboard Hero Gifts

South American tribesman using a blow dart against a dartsboard.

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'You have bullseye rash. take this medicine twice a day and stay away from dart games.'

'Oh, no! A crime wave!'

Professional Forecasting Inc.

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'This is so much easier than getting volunteers.'

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

'You really have no idea what you're doing do you?'

"Don't worry. We've never hit a target since we've been in office."

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'

Lab tech tosses hypodermic needles at dartboard.

Early Darts.

When alcohol and gimmicky restaurants collide.

"Therapy dog? Who's getting the therapy here?"

"So, where'd you learn acupuncture, Doc?"

Darts team ordering their drinks using notes attached to darts.

The best place for a dartboard is not beside an open window.

Political Pollsters: Time Honoured Methodolgy

'It's not fair - he's better equipped for triangulation!'

'You don't have to worry, they're not poisoned.'

Taking aim at U.S.

'Of course I respect your daughter, any girl who can drink six pints and still throw a good dart deserves it.'