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South American tribesman using a blow dart against a dartsboard.

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'You have bullseye rash. take this medicine twice a day and stay away from dart games.'

'Oh, no! A crime wave!'

Professional Forecasting Inc.

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

'This is so much easier than getting volunteers.'

'You really have no idea what you're doing do you?'

'Wow! The earache I've had for three weeks is gone!'

Voodoo Darts. . .

"Don't worry. We've never hit a target since we've been in office."

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'

Lab tech tosses hypodermic needles at dartboard.

Early Darts.

"So, where'd you learn acupuncture, Doc?"

"Therapy dog? Who's getting the therapy here?"

When alcohol and gimmicky restaurants collide.

Darts team ordering their drinks using notes attached to darts.

Oh, stop looking so smug. Like you had anything to do with hitting that bulls-eye.

"You're getting better."

The best place for a dartboard is not beside an open window.

'Heat seeking missile.'

'You don't have to worry, they're not poisoned.'

'It's not fair - he's better equipped for triangulation!'

Taking aim at U.S.

"I was wondering how they planned to vaccinate everyone without putting healthcare workers at risk."