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"It's approximately the size of 6 football fields...that's 315,900 dartboards to you."

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'You have bullseye rash. take this medicine twice a day and stay away from dart games.'

Professional Forecasting Inc.

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

'This is so much easier than getting volunteers.'

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

'You really have no idea what you're doing do you?'

'Wow! The earache I've had for three weeks is gone!'

"Don't worry. We've never hit a target since we've been in office."

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'

Stock Market - "I suggest you buy Acme Chemicals."

'I'm afraid that I can't divulge my complicated professional methods.'

Lab tech tosses hypodermic needles at dartboard.

Early Darts.

"I'm all for taking away the darts and giving him back his car keys."

"Therapy dog? Who's getting the therapy here?"

When alcohol and gimmicky restaurants collide.

"So, where'd you learn acupuncture, Doc?"

Dart Training School - "The Right nutrition is vital. I want you on lager and chips until the competition."

"You can see why this is my favourite pub for darts!"

'When I said I liked the idea of touring the West Country for our honeymoon, you didn't say it was a tour for darts matches!'

'We can learn a lot about motivation for sports psychology.'

"There isn't a day goes by when I'm not thinking of you..."

'And what makes you think you're good enough for the darts team?'

7 Dead Twits Pub & Alehouse - 'He's paying.'

"You're getting better."

"Darts league flag day"

A pot of darts players