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Stock Market - "I suggest you buy Acme Chemicals."

"I'm all for taking away the darts and giving him back his car keys."

Putin and Zelensky

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

'You have bullseye rash. take this medicine twice a day and stay away from dart games.'

Sporting maladies.

"Wanna play?"

Professional Forecasting Inc.

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

'So what do we have here?' - dart board says, Take the Day Off, Ignore the Loser,Do What the Goof Says, and Act Interested.

'This is so much easier than getting volunteers.'

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'You really have no idea what you're doing do you?'

"Don't worry. We've never hit a target since we've been in office."

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

'Not everyone can make it as a professional footballer!' 'I know dad, there are snooker and darts players...'

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

'I think he's been doped by the rival team.'

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

'Come on! haven't you anything else to do?' 'There's always darts'

'If she's that upset about the football match we're playing in this afternoon, what's she going to be like when she hears about the darts match this evening?'

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'

'I'm afraid that I can't divulge my complicated professional methods.'

Lab tech tosses hypodermic needles at dartboard.

Art Darts

Early Darts.

Doctor doing target practice with needles.

"Therapy dog? Who's getting the therapy here?"