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'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'You have bullseye rash. take this medicine twice a day and stay away from dart games.'

Professional Forecasting Inc.

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

'This is so much easier than getting volunteers.'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

'You really have no idea what you're doing do you?'

'Wow! The earache I've had for three weeks is gone!'

"Don't worry. We've never hit a target since we've been in office."

Voodoo Darts. . .

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'

Stock Market - "I suggest you buy Acme Chemicals."

'I'm afraid that I can't divulge my complicated professional methods.'

Lab tech tosses hypodermic needles at dartboard.

Early Darts.

"I'm all for taking away the darts and giving him back his car keys."

When alcohol and gimmicky restaurants collide.

Oh, stop looking so smug. Like you had anything to do with hitting that bulls-eye.

Darts team ordering their drinks using notes attached to darts.

"Therapy dog? Who's getting the therapy here?"

"So, where'd you learn acupuncture, Doc?"

"You can see why this is my favourite pub for darts!"

'We can learn a lot about motivation for sports psychology.'

"You're getting better."

The best place for a dartboard is not beside an open window.

"Cheap flights on the internet? You've never shown any interest in darts before!"

'Oops sorry, but it is such a big target'

Taking aim at U.S.

A Man about to become a Human Darts board

'You don't have to worry, they're not poisoned.'