Dartboard Extraordinaire Pillows

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'You have bullseye rash. take this medicine twice a day and stay away from dart games.'

Professional Forecasting Inc.

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'This is so much easier than getting volunteers.'

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

'You really have no idea what you're doing do you?'

"Don't worry. We've never hit a target since we've been in office."

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

Stock Market - "I suggest you buy Acme Chemicals."

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'

'I'm afraid that I can't divulge my complicated professional methods.'

Lab tech tosses hypodermic needles at dartboard.

Early Darts.

"I'm all for taking away the darts and giving him back his car keys."

"Therapy dog? Who's getting the therapy here?"

Darts team ordering their drinks using notes attached to darts.

When alcohol and gimmicky restaurants collide.

"So, where'd you learn acupuncture, Doc?"

"You can see why this is my favourite pub for darts!"

'We can learn a lot about motivation for sports psychology.'

The best place for a dartboard is not beside an open window.

Taking aim at U.S.

"Cheap flights on the internet? You've never shown any interest in darts before!"

'Oops sorry, but it is such a big target'

"I was wondering how they planned to vaccinate everyone without putting healthcare workers at risk."

'You don't have to worry, they're not poisoned.'

'It's not fair - he's better equipped for triangulation!'