Dartboard Daydreamer Pillows

'I'm Sorry.'

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

Hot Air Balloon

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

'I reckon we have grounds for a libel action, don't you?.'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

'I have this horrible premonition that he's turning into a butterfly.'

Wordplay: Me.

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

"I suppose we could burst onto the literary scene."

“Honestly class, where are your minds?!”

'Dad's old school teacher was really strict. He still has to go back every night, to finish his detention!'

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

Writer's irony.

Painter's muse

Evolution steps for man and for insect.

'This is so much easier than getting volunteers.'

"This isn't bad. Ten per cent all A's."

No Action Comics

"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."

"Just you wait!"

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

'Today in school we learned there's no free lunch. It's called making up snow days.'

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'

Historic Moments in Human Evolution

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

Officer Worker Evolution

When alcohol and gimmicky restaurants collide.

"Robyn Dixon got remarried!!!"

"So, where'd you learn acupuncture, Doc?"