Dartboard Daydreamer Mugs

'I'm Sorry.'

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

Hot Air Balloon

'I reckon we have grounds for a libel action, don't you?.'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

'I have this horrible premonition that he's turning into a butterfly.'

"I suppose we could burst onto the literary scene."

Wordplay: Me.

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

'Dad's old school teacher was really strict. He still has to go back every night, to finish his detention!'

'This is so much easier than getting volunteers.'

"This isn't bad. Ten per cent all A's."

Writer's irony.

Painter's muse

Evolution steps for man and for insect.

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

No Action Comics

"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."

"Just you wait!"

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

'Today in school we learned there's no free lunch. It's called making up snow days.'

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

Officer Worker Evolution

When alcohol and gimmicky restaurants collide.

"So, where'd you learn acupuncture, Doc?"

"Robyn Dixon got remarried!!!"

Think Sales!