Dartboard Dasher Gifts

"As you're good with numbers, you can do the scoring in tonight's darts match."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'You have bullseye rash. take this medicine twice a day and stay away from dart games.'

'This is so much easier than getting volunteers.'

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'You really have no idea what you're doing do you?'

'If she's that upset about the football match we're playing in this afternoon, what's she going to be like when she hears about the darts match this evening?'

"When is it my turn?"

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

'Come on! haven't you anything else to do?' 'There's always darts'

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'

Lab tech tosses hypodermic needles at dartboard.

Targeted opponent

"So, where'd you learn acupuncture, Doc?"

Darts team ordering their drinks using notes attached to darts.

When alcohol and gimmicky restaurants collide.

Driving school car has sign on the rear; 'How's my learning?'

Acupuncture darts.

'Be honest Fred - you've had enough.'

'Of course I respect your daughter, any girl who can drink six pints and still throw a good dart deserves it.'

Political Pollsters: Time Honoured Methodolgy

"It's right there in black and white, break two, win a prize."

Poison Dart Training Camp.

'Ooo...this can't be good.'

"It's approximately the size of 6 football fields...that's 315,900 dartboards to you."

101 uses of a dead cat: darts

'I'm Sorry.'

'Is this the first time he's got 180?'