Dartboard Dasher Mugs

"As you're good with numbers, you can do the scoring in tonight's darts match."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'You have bullseye rash. take this medicine twice a day and stay away from dart games.'

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'This is so much easier than getting volunteers.'

'You really have no idea what you're doing do you?'

Voodoo Darts. . .

"When is it my turn?"

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

'If she's that upset about the football match we're playing in this afternoon, what's she going to be like when she hears about the darts match this evening?'

'Come on! haven't you anything else to do?' 'There's always darts'

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'

Lab tech tosses hypodermic needles at dartboard.

"So, where'd you learn acupuncture, Doc?"

Oh, stop looking so smug. Like you had anything to do with hitting that bulls-eye.

Darts team ordering their drinks using notes attached to darts.

Targeted opponent

When alcohol and gimmicky restaurants collide.

Driving school car has sign on the rear; 'How's my learning?'

Acupuncture darts.

'Be honest Fred - you've had enough.'

"You're getting better."

Political Pollsters: Time Honoured Methodolgy

'Of course I respect your daughter, any girl who can drink six pints and still throw a good dart deserves it.'

"It's right there in black and white, break two, win a prize."

Oh, no! I'm going to miss the target entirely! POP! It might work in some sports, but trying to have a darts tournament in a bubble was a bad idea!

Poison Dart Training Camp.

"It's approximately the size of 6 football fields...that's 315,900 dartboards to you."

'Ooo...this can't be good.'

'I'm Sorry.'

'Is this the first time he's got 180?'