Dartboard Deliverer Mugs

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'You have bullseye rash. take this medicine twice a day and stay away from dart games.'

'This is so much easier than getting volunteers.'

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

'Honey, it's not the Feds. It's the pseudo-feds.'

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'

"Allow me to introduce our new head of logistics and international 'just in time' deliveries!"

Lab tech tosses hypodermic needles at dartboard.

"So, where'd you learn acupuncture, Doc?"

Darts team ordering their drinks using notes attached to darts.

When alcohol and gimmicky restaurants collide.

'We're sending you on special assignment to analyze our shipping problems.'

'...He says he won't negotiate until we send in pizza and beer.'

'That's right,with extra cheese and pepperoni. Now I'll give you my location.'

Castaway on desert isle sends 'message in a bottle' via drone.

"And you deliver anywhere, right?"

Political Pollsters: Time Honoured Methodolgy

"I'm Dr. Martin. I'll be performing your C-section. These are the anesthesiologists, Dr. Chang and Dr. Deepthi; our nurse practitioners, Ellen, Tabitha, and Jenn; my mother Denise, my brother Todd; my neighbor Hector...."

'Of course I respect your daughter, any girl who can drink six pints and still throw a good dart deserves it.'

"As you're good with numbers, you can do the scoring in tonight's darts match."

'It costs a lot to get it delivered out here, but I LOVE the Sunday crossword!'

"It's approximately the size of 6 football fields...that's 315,900 dartboards to you."

'I'm Sorry.'

'Is this the first time he's got 180?'

101 uses of a dead cat: darts