Dartboard Detective Mugs

'You have bullseye rash. take this medicine twice a day and stay away from dart games.'

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'This duck call works too well.'

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

'This is so much easier than getting volunteers.'

Flowcharts.

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

"I love my unreliable narrator. You?"

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'

You Are Here on the wiring diagram

Lab tech tosses hypodermic needles at dartboard.

'Where's the duck?'

The road to San Antonio

'Ghah. They've moved everything round again.'

"So, where'd you learn acupuncture, Doc?"

When alcohol and gimmicky restaurants collide.

Darts team ordering their drinks using notes attached to darts.

"Oh, great, the warranty is up."

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

"Clever plot, but who can concentrate without some gratuitous sex and violence?"

'Hang on! A good looking she-duck alone on lake doesn't seem right to me: It must be a decoy...'

"It's been over two weeks, and I'm starting to get concerned. Normally, when the committee jumps down a rabbit hole, they're back in a few hours."

'Call me crazy, Earl, but I get the feeling those ducks were expecting us!'

'Jeez, Rex, leave it alone. How do you ever get anything done?'