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'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'You have bullseye rash. take this medicine twice a day and stay away from dart games.'

'Honey, it's not the Feds. It's the pseudo-feds.'

'This is so much easier than getting volunteers.'

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

Voodoo Darts. . .

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'

"Allow me to introduce our new head of logistics and international 'just in time' deliveries!"

Lab tech tosses hypodermic needles at dartboard.

"So, where'd you learn acupuncture, Doc?"

Darts team ordering their drinks using notes attached to darts.

Oh, stop looking so smug. Like you had anything to do with hitting that bulls-eye.

When alcohol and gimmicky restaurants collide.

'We're sending you on special assignment to analyze our shipping problems.'

"We're currently cruising at an altitude of 3 feet and an airspeed of 28mph..."

'...He says he won't negotiate until we send in pizza and beer.'

"You're getting better."

'That's right,with extra cheese and pepperoni. Now I'll give you my location.'

Amazon Drones

"As you're good with numbers, you can do the scoring in tonight's darts match."

Castaway on desert isle sends 'message in a bottle' via drone.

Political Pollsters: Time Honoured Methodolgy

"And you deliver anywhere, right?"

"I'm Dr. Martin. I'll be performing your C-section. These are the anesthesiologists, Dr. Chang and Dr. Deepthi; our nurse practitioners, Ellen, Tabitha, and Jenn; my mother Denise, my brother Todd; my neighbor Hector...."

'Of course I respect your daughter, any girl who can drink six pints and still throw a good dart deserves it.'

'It costs a lot to get it delivered out here, but I LOVE the Sunday crossword!'

"There will come a time when Amazon drones will be as common as mail trucks."

"It's approximately the size of 6 football fields...that's 315,900 dartboards to you."

101 uses of a dead cat: darts

'I'm Sorry.'