Dart Fanatic Gifts

'I dreamt you won your stupid Mickey Mouse darts Tournament last night...'

'And what makes you think you're good enough for the darts team?'

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

Space Pioneer

Helicopter

'He has really taken to the training.'

Professional Forecasting Inc.

Dave had developed the perfect all in one method for blowing out the candles and keeping all of the cake to himself.

'So what do we have here?' - dart board says, Take the Day Off, Ignore the Loser,Do What the Goof Says, and Act Interested.

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

'This is so much easier than getting volunteers.'

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."

'Wow! The earache I've had for three weeks is gone!'

Sheep-farts contribute to global warming...

"Don't worry. We've never hit a target since we've been in office."

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

'I think he's been doped by the rival team.'

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."

Flying 101: Keep landings equal to take offs.

'Oh no! I forgot my driving glasses! What! You too? Now what are we going to do?'

Stock Market - "I suggest you buy Acme Chemicals."

'I'm afraid that I can't divulge my complicated professional methods.'

Lab tech tosses hypodermic needles at dartboard.

Art Darts

Early Darts.

"I'm all for taking away the darts and giving him back his car keys."

'I forgot to tell you that when George went through his armchair pilot phase he installed ejection seats.'

When alcohol and gimmicky restaurants collide.