Dart Lover Gifts

The Origin of Storms

Business Target

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

Professional Forecasting Inc.

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

'So what do we have here?' - dart board says, Take the Day Off, Ignore the Loser,Do What the Goof Says, and Act Interested.

Arrow Church

"Sorry I'm late. We were delayed when Rudolph caught a drone in his antlers."

"Don't worry. We've never hit a target since we've been in office."

Champion.

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

"We both knew this day would come."

'I think he's been doped by the rival team.'

Stock Market - "I suggest you buy Acme Chemicals."

'I'm afraid that I can't divulge my complicated professional methods.'

Art Darts

Early Darts.

"I'm all for taking away the darts and giving him back his car keys."

Surveillance Society

'Gentlemen, my card! I'm a lawyer.'

A tightrope walker balances while holding hearts.

"Therapy dog? Who's getting the therapy here?"

Targeted opponent

Doctor doing target practice with needles.

"I have a better idea! Let's squeeze the apple and ferment the juice!"

Dart Training School - "The Right nutrition is vital. I want you on lager and chips until the competition."

'Before I throw can you tell me if my feet are behind the line?'

"You can see why this is my favourite pub for darts!"

'When I said I liked the idea of touring the West Country for our honeymoon, you didn't say it was a tour for darts matches!'