Bard Lover Gifts

The Shakespeares Dine Out.

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Trump! The Musical

Shakespeare was bisexual

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

William Shakespeare

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

Shakespeare's Brain

Shakespeare Quote

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

Official Team Cap With Beard

"Be or be not. There is no question."

Some Hamlet-based puns

Paris, 1922, George Gershwin and Franz Kafka try to write a musical.

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

"Alas poor yoghurt - I knew it well..."

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

Mr. Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

'My Alfa Romeo, My Alfa Romeo, where for art thou?'

Shakespeare reading.

Shakespeare

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter